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Perks Gained:

100 Strength Perk: A Knight's Raiment - Able to wear heavy armor as if they were one weight class lighter.

150 Strength Perk: Armor Bane - Melee based damage ignores 25% of armor reduction and causes 1% of damage to enemy armor

200 Strength Perk: Monstrous Strength - Increases Strength stat by 100%

150 Constitution Perk: Healthy As A Troll - Gain extra 10 HP per Constitution point

200 Constitution Perk: Titan's Skin - Reduces elemental damage by 25%

250 Constitution Perk: Monstrous Vitality - Increase HP Regen by 5%

300 Constitution Perk: Titan's Armor - Reduces magic damage by 25%

200 Dexterity Perk: Spider Sense - Gain split second precognition of attacks directed at you with killer intent

250 Dexterity Perk: Contortionist - Your body can now bend in impossible ways even in full armor

300 Dexterity Perk: Monstrous Speed - All movement speeds increased by 50%

350 Dexterity Perk: A Tree Bends - Reduce physical attack damage by 50%

50 Luck Perk: Reaper's Presence - Increase chance of a critical strike by 25%

Level 25 Perk: Blood Knight - Recover 10% of damage dealt as Health

Level 50 Perk: WAAAGGGHHH EXPOSURE!!! - Access to Orkish WAAAGGGHHH!!! Field energy to temporarily become a Ork, higher Orkoid forms consume more Wagghhh energy per second to transform into and maintain. Gain access to Ork racial perks and tech tree.

Level 75 Perk: Warp Resistance! - Due to excessive exposure to Warp Energies without being corrupted, your body has been filled past the brim with raw Warp Energy that has effectively formed a shield from other Warp effects. Gain 50% Resistance to Warp based abilities and attacks.

Living Saint Perk: Spark of Godhood (Sealed) - A piece of the God Emperor's soul has been integrated with your soul, granting you access to psychic powers, faith powers, and a measure of protection from Warp based phenomenon. Access to full power of the integrated soul sealed on account of soul damage, restoration required for greater access.

Acrobatics Perk: Harlequin's Grace - Acrobatics Passive Dexterity increase now also increase movement speed.

Digging Perk: Synergy with Shovel Knight title and Parkour skill to create new perk: Immaterial Shoveling

Cleaning Perk: Mr Clean - Access to option to instant auto clean equipment

Eavesdrop Perk: All Hearing Ears - Able to now hear any conversation that is within range of any of your senses

Intimidate Perk: Eye of the Tiger - Can now temporarily paralyze a target for 3 seconds with Fear. Can be overcome or ineffective.

Melee Weapon Mastery Perk: PARRY! - Attacks within your perception will automatically be deflected or dodged.

Navigation Perk: Port in Any Storm - You are now able to find your way out of any navigational hazard.

Observe Perk: Scan - Your eyes now reveal the status, emotions, and weaknesses of those you see passively

Pain Tolerance Perk: Stoic - The first strike that would reduce your life to Zero will only reduce your life down to 1, cool down of 24 hours.

Parkour Perk: Spatial Awareness - You now have a 360 degree awareness of everything within 10 meters around you.

Physical Resistance Perk: Stalwart - Half of your physical resistance now applies to anything you hold as a defensive tool.

Power Strike Perk: Devastating Strikes - Physical attack skills now do 100% more damage.

Repair Perk: Peak Restoration - items repaired are now restored to their original manufactured conditions

Rip Perk: Rip and Tear! - Rip skill now deals armor damage

Singing Perk: Siren's Call - Singing now applies buffs to ally morale and debuff to enemy morale.

Sprint Perk: Gotta Go! - You can now run on any surface as if it was flat.

Surgical Perk: Hands of God - Can now perform surgery on any organic lifeform and understand them.

Tech Use (Imperial) Perk: Acolyte of Steel - All Imperial Equipment used are 200% more effective.

Technomancy Perk: Man of Steel - You are now able to integrate cybernetics into your body

Tracking Perk: Warp Hound - You can now track targets through the Warp as long as they have been Observed Before

Unarmed Combat Mastery Perk: Way of the Fist - Your unarmed physical attacks now passively deal mana based damage, allowing you to hit intangible beings and deal soul damage at will.

Willpower Perk: Iron Will - Your will has been hardened on the anvil of war, provides resistance to forced possessions.

Titles Gained:

Apprentice Ork Killer

Journeyman Ork Killer

Master Ork Killer

Apprentice Daemon Killer

Journeyman Daemon Killer

Master Daemon Killer

Grandmaster Daemon Killer

Shovel Knight

Spiral Warrior

Friend of All Orks

Enemy of Khorne

Enemy of Tzeentch

Enemy of Slannesh

Enemy of Nurgle

Living Saint

Skill Levels Gained

Acrobatics Level +14 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.

Berserker Level +68

Craft Level +5

Cleaning Level +12 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.

Climb Level +15

Dancing Level +43

Digging Level +44

Demolition Level +27

Eavesdrop Level +50 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.

Intimidate Level +87 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.

Jump Level +2

Language (Demonic) Level Max

Light Foot Level +12 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.

Medicine Level +26

Melee Weapon Mastery Level +50 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.

Navigation Level +50 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.

Observe Level +8 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.

Pain Tolerance Level +58 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.

Parkour Level +24 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.

Physical Resistance Level +58 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.

Power Strike Level +75 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.

Ranged Weapon Mastery Level +2

Repair Level +35 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.

Rip Level +46 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.

Singing Level +12 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.

Sprint Level +12 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.

Surgical Level +50 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.

Tech Use (Imperial) Level +54 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.

Technomancy Level +83 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.

Tracking Level +50 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.

Unarmed Combat Mastery Level +25 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.

Willpower Level +52 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.

Skills Gained

Holy Aura

Holy Empowerment

Smite

Faith Mastery

Psykery Mastery

Inventory Update

+18,480,542 units of common materials

+296,050 units of chemicals

+48,096 units of rare materials

+661 units of exotic materials

+3,827,053 Various Ork Bodies

Reputation Update

Lord Alkazere: Searching, Hostile, Wary Dead

Inquisition: Aware

-Inquisitor Horst: Searching, Aware, Interested, Wary

Adeptus Mechanicus: Searching, Aware, Hostile

Emperor: Watching, Tired, Cautiously Hopeful

CHAOS: Searching, Hostile, Terrified

????? ?? ???????: Searching, Hostile, Terrified

Gork and Mork: Excited! WAAAGGGHHHH!!!

Josef Titon: Curious, Worried Dead

Jack Filon: Curious, Worried Dead

Tion Numen: Curious, Worried Dead

Liko Rooko: Curious, Worried Dead

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'Holy fucking shit, just what the hell happened while I was under the effect of Berseker?' I thought to myself as I used my new Mr Clean Perk to clean my armor of all the blood on it, restoring it to its previous black coloring which let me notice all the new 'additions' made to it.

The whole armor was considerably thicker on account of the multiple layers of power armor stacked on top of each other. The only way it seemed to be working was due to my Technomancy skills helping to operate everything in tandem. All across the armor were various spikes which in actuality were drills that had their own miniature power supply and between them all were numerous Iron Halos attached to the suit via exposed power cables and molecular bonding studs. The whole suit could not sustain the operation of all of the equipment on me and was quickly draining. At full charge everything would shut down in less than 15 minutes without taking into account me getting hit causing the systems to actually do work. That meant during that whole time I was under I was constantly crafting and supplementing the micro fusion core with filled energy packs to keep everything running. On top of that I could see the various hanging forms of Rosarii's hanging off each of my limbs which meant I had several layers of power armor, kinetic fields, gravitic fields, and my skills and perks protecting me during the whole ordeal.

I took a quick stock of my returning memories. Orks in tunnels, flashes of gun fire, lasers, roars, and chainsaw sounds echoing like a rave party. A large explosion, a endless field of green and teeth. A mountain of metal that exploded into flames. Memories of spinning and tumbling and dust. Fear, anger. A circle of green. Weightlessness. Then, Chaos. Literal swarms of teeth, claws, and horns. Colors unspeakable everywhere, screams, cries, and laughter mixed into one. Then GOLD.

A feeling of power filled your body and then the screams tuned from pleasure into pain and the swarms parted in front of me. Golden light started pouring from my bodies and filled my equipment. I remembered flashes of combat, close quarter fighting, lots of grenades being made and tossed like candy. There was also a lot of screaming coming from me? And a lot of minor aches and pains all over in addition to getting smacked around. And Fire. A LOT of Fire. I think I burned a lot of shit and blew up some really big things?The last memory I had was of a demon's scared face right before everything went black with PAIN!

Shaking my head I quickly open my tabs to look at the update information.

Character SheetInventorySkillsRelationships

Taking a moment to process it all my mind then proceeds to reboot. Holy shit. I MADE GAINS! I could TRUE DEATH DEMONS NOW! That explained the ridiculously amounts of death and experience and skills gains and a lot of those titles. Wait I WAS A PSYKER NOW! WAS I IN DANGER OF BEING CORRUPTED!? I had a piece of the Emperor's soul in me now too!? Was it asleep in me? Could it keep me safe from the Chaos Gods!?

[NOT QUITE] A voice echoed in my head like the speaker was right behind me.

"OHJEEBUSOOGABOOGA!!" I shouted under my breath turning around seeing nothing even with my new briefly disorienting 360 degree vision.

"Emperor?"

[NOT EXACTLY. TO KEEP IT SHORT AS COMMUNICATING DRAINS ME OF POWER, I AM A SHARD OF THE EMPEROR ON THE THRONE. I HAVE...COMBINED WITH YOUR SYSTEM IN SYMBIOSIS WITH IT. I SHALL GRANT YOU POWERS IN EXCHANGE FOR YOU KILLING AND ABSORBING THE DAEMONS OF THE WARP AND SAVING MY PEOPLE. EVERY DAEMON YOU SLAY WILL CAUSE THEIR ESSENCE TO BE PURIFIED THROUGH YOUR POWERS AND MINE AND BE FED TO ME, CAUSING ME TO SLOWLY RECOVER AND SEND BACK HELP BACK TO MY MAIN SOUL. AS LONG AS YOU DO NOT WILLINGLY ACCEPT ANY DEALS FROM THE FORCES OF CHAOS YOUR SYSTEM AND I WILL BE ABLE TO PROTECT FROM THEIR CORRUPTION INFLUENCE. YOU CAN ALSO ASK ME FOR TRAINING IN YOUR PSYKER POWERS SHOULD I HAVE SUFFICIENT POWER. NOW I MUST REST TO CONSERVE ENERGY. GOODBYE NOMAN KNOW THAT I HAVE SEEN INTO YOUR MIND AND AM ON YOUR SIDE.]

I sat down in silence for a bit as the echoing from the Emperor's psionic voice rang like bells in my head. A feeling of relief passed through me as I did not have to worry about either the Chaos Gods getting their claws on my soul or that I would have to fight the Emperor in any capacity. As OP as being the Gamer was, I knew I was still far from reaching that level of bullshit due to his unfairly large head start.

Getting up from my butt with the aid of several assisting motors operating by my Technomancy I started actually truly paying attention to my surroundings.

Where the Hell was I? I blacked out right before killing that Daemon so something must have hit me hard enough to kill me with only that new skill perk keeping me at one HP. At that thought I froze as a shiver went down my spine. I almost died. In the Warp.

That spine shiver extended to the rest of my body as the feeling of goosebumps arose everywhere. I thanked the God Emperor for his help as being able to fight and kill in the Warp was the main reason why my skills were able to rapidly grow compared to just mindlessly grinding. Or WAS it? I do not know how long I was in the Warp. It could have been months, years, or even seconds. Dammit, time manipulation is such a headache.

Well on the bright side I now know that skills will prestige at level 100, granting me a new perk, and continuing to grow.

I was taken out of my thoughts as a trio of armed hover drones came flying down the corridor weapons at the ready before stopping 50 meters from me.

I took a moment to identify them with Observe. They were identified as Guardian I class patrol drones with pretty high dexterity, and constitution stats. All the other stats were low but the description said they were controlled by a Federation AI so they were most likely borrowing it's stats. Still a Federation AI? Was I on a DAOT ship or facility!?



I proceeded to greet them in English hoping we did not end up in a gun fight as I hoped not to encounter the bigger guns of a intact DAOT force.

"Hello? Are you automated or a controlled unit? I come in peace." The drones did not respond, simply floating in place with the faint hum of their anti gravity drives working to fill the silence.

Suddenly sounds could be heard coming from up and down the corridor from hidden speakers.

[LANGUAGE DETECTED AS HUMAN: ENGLISH: OLD EARTH VARIANT: TIME PERIOD M3] The words came out intelligible like a combination of multiple languages and slangs till they became plain English to me.

[SCANS DETECT ARMOR TO BE THAT OF I̶̥̬͚̮̳̾̀͝M̶̜̠͉̐̕P̷͖͍̱̐͆̽̚E̴̡̧͖̩̘̿͊̓̊͆R̵̺͉͙͕̿́Ị̷̼̼̿̿Ȃ̶̘͕̼̫L̴̯̊̓̓͌ͅ MAKE. GENE SCANS REVEAL NO MUTATIONS OR GENETIC DEVIANCE] I winced at the corrupted word either from data error sheer vitrol I could not say for sure.

[IDENTIFY YOURSELF HUMAN AND YOUR PURPOSE HERE]

I take a moment to think before responding with what I hope to be one the greatest allies and resources in the galaxy.

"I am Noman, a Human from Earth of the year 2020 with the knowledge of what has occurred to Humanity from year 30000 to year 40000. As for my purpose exactly I do not know as I do not know where I am exactly, but I hope to maybe ask you for your help in rebuilding Humanity into what it once was during our Golden Age." I said using all of my charisma available to me and my skills, even to the point of adding a bit of a rhythm in hopes that it would trigger my Singing skill to further increase my charisma, if charisma even worked on AI's.

I then proceeded to stay silent, staring at the floating gun drones, as I hoped that this was not a mistake.

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AN: Update complete! Little plot progression as I am still getting back into it and updating all the gains took a while. Titles do grant bonuses, but I did not feel like I had time to properly look at each one to show the individual effects without bloating this up further. When I am in appropriate situation to choose a title to help out I will show it then.

Last edited: Sep 26, 2020

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