Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

Sheng nanxuan had his arm around her waist. She was angry and afraid at the moment and did not feel it at all.


  He said, " if you want to go down, there are only two ways. Either you kiss me, or I kiss you for a minute. I'll kiss you with my tongue. Which one do you want? "


  Gong mo was even more furious,'Sheng nanxuan! You're a hooligan!"


  "How can kissing your own wife be considered being a hooligan?"


  Sheng nanxuan suddenly thought of something and said seriously, " "You're pregnant. You can't make love in the first three months. But three months later, Yingluo wifey, do you think we should have a good chat to make up for the past few months?"


  "Don't you dare!" Gong mo shouted and tried to push him away. But she was no match for his strength. Not only could she not push him away, but he also hugged her even tighter. She could only struggle.


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