Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

"You actually know Italy?" Gong mo looked at him in surprise.


  He smiled and said,"isn't your husband amazing?" I can speak eight foreign languages!"


   eight types?!   how did you learn it? " Gong mo was shocked.


  She had already exhausted all of Ping Sheng's energy to learn English. If she were to learn seven more, wouldn't she die?


  "I'm probably smarter." Sheng nanxuan said.


  Gong mo looked at him with dissatisfaction. What did he mean? Was he saying that she had a low IQ?


  Sheng nanxuan chose a few books that were not in English and said, " "I can translate these for you."


   this Tao Wu ...  Gong mo was a little flattered.  are you really going to translate for me? "


  "Of course." He lowered his head and leaned closer to her, saying in a low and hoarse voice, " Wanwan, your personal translator, do you want to kiss me to express your gratitude? "


  Gong mo pushed it away and said angrily, " "You're so annoying! I knew ..."


I probably have a higher IQ