Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

"Didn't you want to know how I earn money?" Sheng nanxuan turned to face the computer. He typed furiously on the keyboard and said, "I'll demonstrate to you now. I'll let you see how much more intelligent I am! 


  Sheng nanxuan was operating on the computer, but Gong mo couldn't understand what he was doing. Feeling bored, she grabbed the mouse of another computer and opened a web page to read a novel.


  Sheng nanxuan suddenly pushed the keyboard over.  "Come, log into your online banking account."


  "What are you doing?" Gong mo was on his guard.


  "What's with that expression? Are you afraid that I'll cheat you of your money? I've given you so much money, I've even given you my black card. Would I still be interested in your dowry of tens of thousands?"


I don't want to talk to you anymore