Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

"Then you should think about mom and the baby." Sheng nanxuan said.


  Gong mo thought for a moment and said awkwardly,"that's too deliberate!" No!"


  "Then, do you want me to tell you a joke?"


  Gong mo thought for a moment and nodded,"alright." Go on. "


  Sheng nanxuan opened the browser on his phone and searched for 'jokes'. Then he said,""The old couple went to take photos, and the photographer asked,"'My Lord, do you want to see sideways, backlight, or full light?' "I'm fine with it, but can you leave me a pair of underpants?" the old man said shyly.


   pfft-"Gong mo covered his mouth and laughed.  you're really something. I'm taking photos and you're just looking for a photo as a joke. 


  "This is called fitting of the occasion ~"


  Sheng nanxuan hurriedly switched back to his camera and took a picture of her smiling face.


  "Did you read it out loud?" Gong mo suddenly asked.


A joke