Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

"Have you slept with anyone before?" Sheng nanxuan raised his eyebrows and his expression became very serious.


  Who would dare to sleep with his wife? Drag him out and beat him to death!


  "Of course, I've stayed in the dormitory before!" Gong mo was stunned. He suddenly remembered that she had been lying next to him for the past few months.


  She snorted and said,"you're lying to me!" If I snored, you would have laughed at me. "


   pfft, pfft, pfft.  Sheng nanxuan laughed.  Okay, okay, you didn't snore. I was just joking. 


  Gong mo glared at him in dissatisfaction.


  "You woke up at the right time," he said."I just hung up the phone and you woke up."


  Gong mo was wondering who he was talking to on the phone. He immediately asked, " "Who is it? Could it be my mother?"


  Sheng nanxuan pulled her back.  don't worry. I have something to tell you first. 


  "What is it? My mom is going to sleep soon."


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