Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

The little girl giggled and flew higher and higher.


  "No, you can only sit alone!" The little boy's grandparents said.


  "But uncle and aunty are all sitting together." The little boy looked at Gong mo and Sheng nanxuan.


  "It's brother and sister," Sheng nanxuan said.


  The little boy's mind went blank, and he looked at him in a daze.


   brother!  Sheng nanxuan pointed at himself.  brother!  "Sister!" He pointed at Gong mo.


   brother, sister, Yingluo, "the little boy said stupidly.


   good girl.  Sheng nanxuan nodded in satisfaction.


  Gong mo turned his head and glared at him, then elbowed him in the stomach. How could he be like this, bullying a child?


  Sheng nanxuan grabbed the two ends of the swing and let her lean in his arms. He swung it gently.


  The little girl stopped and waved at the little boy.  "Zhang Daming! Are you coming over?"


  "They're here!" The little boy immediately ran over and sat on the swing with her.


She's not even Cinderella