Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

"What are you doing?" aunt Gong was unhappy. Do you think I would harm you? Really, Yingluo is already so big, she's about to give birth, right?"


  "Aunt has never been pregnant? She's not even six months old, why is she giving birth already?" Gong mo felt that there was a trap in her words and was very unhappy.


  "Aiya, Cheng Cheng is already so big. I forgot." Little aunt Gong's intention was seen through. She turned around and walked down.


  His first aunt followed him and the two of them entered Gong Mo's house together.


  When Gong mo saw this, he pulled Sheng nanxuan aside and whispered,""Let's go take a look."


  Sheng nanxuan knew that she was worried about her mother, so he nodded.


  As soon as they entered the house, they heard first aunt's voice.


  "Sister-in-law, you made a fortune from your trip to the capital. You actually hired a cleaner! Poor people like us don't dare to enjoy this ~"


  Her mother took a sheet and shook it in front of her.


Which woman doesn't want her husband to love her?