Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

  Gong mo put down his chopsticks and was about to say something when first aunt smiled and said, " "Second sister-in-law, we're all one family, why hide things from us? When Momo got married, I told you that she was pregnant, but you said no. What's going on now? Doesn't that prove that I'm right!"


  "So what if you're right!" Her mother shouted, "I can't bear to see you guys like this! Will you make a fortune by running us down?"


  When first aunt heard this, she snorted and turned her head away.


  "Mom, can you stop talking?" Gong Bai frowned.


  "What did I do?" His first aunt shouted unhappily, " you only know how to help outsiders! Who is your real mother? I've raised you for nothing!"


  "Second aunt is one of us, how can she be an outsider?" Gong Bai looked at her and said, "second aunt is upset about second uncle's burial. Can't you say less?"


Chapter 199 breaking up