Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

After Mother Gong bought the spare ribs, she asked Gong mo in confusion, " "What's wrong with you? Are you feeling uncomfortable? why do you look so pale?"


  "I'm fine." Gong mo touched his cheek.  I was just shocked when I saw a familiar-looking person. 


  "Who is it?" Her mother's eyes widened, wondering if she had seen something dirty. Otherwise, why would he be scared?


  "I think it's Gambino," Gong mo said.


  Hearing this, her mother hissed in shock.


   pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, " she said hurriedly.  don't say such inauspicious words! 


   tsk tsk.  how was Gambino unlucky? "Didn't he pursue you before? look at how you're treating him like a ghost!" Gong mo said.


  "They're all called foreigners, why aren't they ghosts?" Her mother said with confidence.


  "Don't worry, let's hurry up and buy something. My leg hurts."


  "You deserve it!" Her mother shouted, " I told you not to follow me, but you just had to! 


Where's your father?