Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

"Didn't you buy things online before? Maybe it's a delivery form that was thrown away or something,"


   disgusting!  her mother was disgusted.  he actually went to the trash can? "


  "It's so disgusting! Looks like I'll have to erase the phone number and the name from the delivery list in the future!"


  "Oh, yeah, don't talk about him. He must be sure that you're going out to buy groceries every day, so he's waiting outside for you. Let's go at night another day."


   it's not fresh at night, Yingluo.  her mother sighed.  forget it, forget it. Let's not talk about him. I'll make lunch first. 


  Gambino left the alley and headed back to the hotel he was staying in.


  On the way, they passed by a shop selling children's toys. The pinwheel at the door spun gently in the wind.


  He stopped and stared at the pinwheel.


I don't have a child at home