Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

A lady in a black suit walked up to the stage and showed everyone her handbag.


  "Do you want it?" Sheng nanxuan lowered his head and asked.


  Gong mo hurriedly shook his head. Sheng nanxuan had bought her a lot of bags, and they were all in the cloakroom in Happy Garden. When she arrived, there were also more than a dozen branded bags, but she usually didn't have the chance to carry them, for fear that if she carried too many, she would be discovered by her mother.


   then don't, " said Sheng nanxuan.  it's not good anyway. I'll make you something better. 


  The movie queen at the side raised her card, but she wasn't the first. The price had already risen to 400000.


  The movie queen smiled and whispered, " it's good to buy one. This one isn't expensive at first. What if I can't afford the later ones? "


I'll take it down