Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

"I'll wait for her." Her mother hurriedly shook her head.


  "How can we do that? You can go home and take a nap. You can come over tomorrow morning."


   then let's go to the ward. I'll arrange a vvvip Ward for you!  Yu Qingliu said helplessly.


  Sheng nanxuan glared at him. What time was it now, and he still had something on his mind to joke about? What vvvip!


  "Cough, alright, you keep watch. Mrs. Jin, I'll take you to the ward."


  Mother Ling was still unwilling to leave,


   your daughter will be staying in the ward tomorrow, "Yu Qingliu said.  go and see if there's anything you need. 


  "You're right." Said her mother hurriedly as she followed him to the ward.


  When she walked into the ward, mother Yan was dumbfounded."This bi an ..."


  "This is our VIP Ward! The best one!"


  "Yueyue, this is a Ward?" Her mother was shocked.


  The sofa, TV, and crystal chandeliers did not look like a Ward at all. The hotel was about the same!


I'll deal with them when I'm free