Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

"Didn't I just buy you two pairs two days ago?"


  Gong Mao was stunned. He turned his head and snorted."Go and see Gong mo. How is she?"


  "You bought her something?" Gong Fei's eyes widened.


  "You can't judge a person-handed." Gong Bai turned his head to look at her.


  "I didn't tell you to fight empty-handed! I'm just afraid that you'll move everything to her! Who's your sister?"


  "Whoever I spend more money on is my sister, and you're definitely my biological sister! You won't be able to run away for the next ten lifetimes!"


  Gong Mao was silent for a while. At first, he didn't understand what he meant. After a long time, she realized that he was complaining that she had spent too much money.


  She stood up angrily and walked towards the bedroom.  "How much did you spend? You're so petty! I'm your sister, shouldn't you be taking care of me?"


The jealous Sheng nanxuan