Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

 what's the point of saying all this now?!  Gong mo shouted, " I'm already married to Nan Xuan. I've even given birth to his child! 


  Sheng Dongyi immediately knelt by the bed and grabbed her hand. He asked anxiously, " "What if they don't have children or get married? Will you come back to my side?"


  Gong mo looked at him in disbelief and pulled his hand back, " "You're dreaming! After what you've done, you still want me to return to your side?"


  "I'm not an idiot." Gong mo replied, " I have a brain. I can analyze.  Sheng Dongyi, you're making me sick! Can't you just do it openly?"


  Sheng Dongyi knelt on the ground and looked at her in silence for a long time.  "No matter what, I really love you."


  Gong mo found it ridiculous. What was his motive for saying this? Did he think that she would believe him?
