Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

"Your husband is not here?" Gambino asked.


  For some reason, Gong mo felt that he wasn't happy about this.


  "He had something to do and went out." She said.


  When Gambino heard that, the corners of his mouth twitched. He did not say anything, but picked up his tea and took a sip.


  The child was one month old, but Sheng nanxuan, the head of the family, was not around. He let the two women work here. How could he be Gong Mo's husband?


  Just as she was thinking about this, the door opened and Sheng nanxuan walked in with a few bottles of wine.


  When he saw Gambino, he raised his eyebrows and greeted the few of them."You guys are here."


  "So you went to buy wine." Yu Xinran said to Gong mo with a smile.


  "Yeah," Gong mo nodded. When I was pregnant, there was no alcohol at home."


  "But you don't have to go out of your way to buy it." Yu Xinran knew that they must have gone to buy it because they were coming.


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