Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

"Miss ding, please calm down!" The restaurant manager hurriedly advised.


  "Hooligan!" The woman kicked the man's crotch.


  Gong mo was shocked and covered his mouth.


  The man quickly rolled on the ground and dodged the kick.


  The woman didn't argue with him. She put down her foot, patted her skirt, and turned to walk out. "What Valentine's Day! You're wasting my time!"


  When she left, she happened to pass by Gong Mo's table.


  Gong mo could tell that she wasn't any older than him, as her face looked too young. But his style was much more domineering than his own.


  Gong mo sighed and looked at Sheng nanxuan.


  Sheng nanxuan did not seem to be affected. He asked her, " "What did you want to say?"


  "Ah?" Gong mo had completely forgotten about it. She turned back to look at the place where the incident had happened. The waiter and the restaurant manager were helping the " brainwashed " man up.


Valentine's Day (6)