Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

Sheng nanxuan smiled and parked the car outside a flower shop.


  After Valentine's Day, the roses were unsalvageable, and the florist staff was ready to destroy the roses that were no longer fresh.


  Sheng nanxuan looked at the roses for a while. The shop assistant asked, " "Sir, do you want to buy flowers? Discount!"


  "I bought roses yesterday. Give me a bouquet of lilies today."


  "Alright!" The shop assistant smiled like a flower and wrapped a bouquet of lilies for him. She asked,"is this for your girlfriend?"


   Oh ~"the shop assistant smiled.  then I wish you two a happy marriage. 


  Sheng nanxuan paused and took out a few more notes than he had originally planned.  "Thank you for your kind words, keep the change."


  The shop assistant's eyes widened as he took the money. A tycoon! Would he come again tomorrow? I still have many good words to say!


With you around, every day is Valentine's Day