Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

When she entered the kitchen, the housekeeper greeted her.  "Mr. Sheng."


  "I'll cook tonight." Sheng nanxuan rolled up his sleeves.


  "Ah, Yingluo." The nanny was stunned,"but Yingluo."


  Sheng nanxuan took a look. The ingredients prepared were quite abundant. If he were to cook all of them, it would probably take a long time.


  "Alright, then which one will you be? There's pork ribs, fish, and chicken."


  "I'll cook the fish." Sheng nanxuan said.


  The fish didn't take long to cook, so they were usually left for last. Sheng nanxuan marinated the fish and asked the nanny to prepare the ingredients. "Call me when you're done."


  He walked out of the kitchen, cut a plate of fruit on the cooking table outside, and brought it to Gong mo.


  Gong mo was reading a story to his child.


  "He's so young, how can he understand?" he said helplessly.


  "I want to see it myself," Gong mo stuck out his tongue.


I'm still not honest?