Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

 uh, hehe.  Sheng nanxuan paused.  I'm not free recently.  I want to collaborate on a project with the Yu family, so I'm going to play golf with old master Yu."


  "Ah?" Gong mo was stunned.  y-Yu family? "


  "Yes, I am. It wasn't easy for me to get old master Yu's schedule, so I'll run into him at the golf course tomorrow!"


   pfft-"Gong mo burst out laughing.  what are you doing?" Chance encounter? You can tell Xinran or her brother directly ~"


  "It's better not to talk about human feelings when it comes to business. If the conversation doesn't go well, it will hurt our relationship."


   wuwuwuwu.  Gong mo realized that he had said something silly. He leaned into his arms and said,"do whatever you want then. Xinran and I can just be ordinary friends. 


  "Friend? "She might be your sister-in-law in the future." Sheng nanxuan couldn't help but laugh.


Didn't this mean that she was mentally ill?