Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

"You were a little reluctant when you explained the questions to me, and after you finished, you tactfully lectured me, saying, ""I've talked about this in class, did you listen?" I just said,'no, I'm so smart, how could I not know !'"


  "You actually bullied me?" Gong mo was speechless.


  "Ahem, ahem, Yingluo, I like you, okay?"


  "Later in class, I was absent-minded and suddenly found you staring at me. I wrote a note and threw it to you. Can you guess what I wrote?"


  Hearing this, Gong mo stretched out his hands angrily, "  do you believe I'll scratch you?! 


  He clearly knew that she didn't have this memory, yet he still dared to ask!


   cough, cough, cough, cough.  Sheng nanxuan did not dare to ask any more questions. He hurriedly said, "I wrote: Don't be distracted in class!"


  Gong mo: " wuwuwuwu! You are shameless! 


  "Oh, a little. How can I get you if I have no face?"


  "What?" Gong mo was shocked.  you managed to catch me? "


Often crushed by my intelligence