Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

Gong mo opened the student register and saw a photo.


  She picked up the photo and showed it to him.  "What's going on?"


  Sheng nanxuan took the photo. There was a ball of ink on the photo, blocking two or three people's faces.


  "There's also this," Gong mo flipped to the last page of the class record and pointed at the torn pages.


  "I did it." Sheng nanxuan didn't hide anything.  you don't want to leave any evidence of my existence. 


  All of a sudden, Gong mo reached out his hand to him with his palm facing up, as if he was asking for something.


  "Again!" Gong mo shouted, "since you said that it's not the right time to remove the hypnosis, I'll believe you this once! However, return these two items to me!"


  "You go get it yourself!" Gong mo turned around and sat on a stool.


  Sheng nanxuan lowered his head and kissed her on the cheek. "Don't be angry."


  "It depends on your performance," Gong mo pushed him away.


Did you look like this in high school?