Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

 thank you!  Tang Xinxin ran into the room happily and threw herself on Gong mo.  your husband is complimenting another woman now!  Oh my, when we were in high school, he looked at everyone else like they were sh * t other than you!"


  Gong mo,"what kind of metaphor is this?"


  Sheng nanxuan stood at the side with a smile and said, " "You've wrongly accused me. I see others as sh * t, but Gong Mo's friends are barely considered grass."


  Gong mo and& Tang Xinxin,"hehe hehe."


  "My wife is the most beautiful flower in the world, how could she have that kind of thing around her? There must be a lot of grass around the flowers ~"


  "Get lost!" Tang Xinxin said indignantly. I don't want to talk to you! I can't believe that's what you think of me after being my classmate for three years!"


   alright, you're Gong Mo's best friend. You can barely be considered a flower in the grass. 


  "Did you call me here just to show off your love in front of me?" Tang Xinxin pounced on Gong mo.


I've been killed by you guys