Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

"Who wants to learn from him?" Yu Qingliu said in disdain.


  As they walked into the restaurant, they saw Gong mo and Sheng nanxuan sitting by the window. Fang Yang and the others were sitting next to them.


  The two of them walked over. Yu Xinran wanted to greet them, but Yu Qingliu just sat down. She could only sit down and smile at Gong mo.


  When Sheng nanxuan saw this, he said to Yu Qingliu, " "There's still an empty seat next to it."


  "Don't be so polite! The food will only be fragrant when everyone is eating together."


  The waiter had already brought the menu over. Yu Qingliu flipped through the menu and quickly ordered.


  "Sorry for the disturbance," Yu Xinran said, embarrassed.


  "It's fine." Gong mo laughed.  he's so busy eating that he doesn't even care about me. It's better if you're here to talk to him. 


  Sheng nanxuan raised his eyebrows.  don't talk when you eat. Don't talk when you sleep. 


I'm teasing you