Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

  This lady, why are you suddenly crying? And you said we don't care about you! You were not like this just now!


  How could he have forgotten that ding dang was an uncle fanatic?


  His little uncle was a standard uncle! He was handsome and a doctor. All the female patients who came to the hospital were from 18 to 80 years old, and they were all elated to see him! Sometimes, even male patients would fall for it!


  Wuwuwu, he had simply shot himself in the foot!


  Yu Qingliu was speechless as she squatted in front of ding dang. Little girl, your acting is fake! You were shouting so loudly just now, and I heard everything. What's the point of acting now? I already know your true colors. I definitely won't like you!


  "It's dislocated," Yu Qingliu said after checking."It's not serious." You said you're a public servant, what do you do?"


  "Police!" Ding dang answered proudly.


The little girl seems to like you