Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

"What are you saying!"  how can you think that way? " Gong mo asked sternly with a frown.


  Gong Bai held the teacup in his hand and looked at the shaking water in the cup without saying anything.


  Gong mo looked at him and suddenly remembered Yu Xinran, who he had met in the hospital yesterday.


  Yu Xinran looked Haggard, and she didn't look as energetic as she usually did, but she was still talking to her about Gong Bai.


  Gong mo knew that something must have gone wrong between them, but after hearing Gong Bai's words, he suddenly understood what was going on.


  It seemed that Gong Bai had the same thought when he faced Yu Xinran.


  "By the way, how are you and Xinran?" She asked.


  Gong Bai's body stiffened, and he said with a straight face, " "What do you mean by what happened between us? Hanhan and I are just ordinary friends! You'll cause a misunderstanding if you say that."


Scumbag!