Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

Yu Qingliu was startled and scolded,"you jinx, don't talk nonsense!" Who am I? I've never had any problems here!"


  "That's more like it," Yu Qingliu said, satisfied."Why did you ask me if I'm free? You want to go on a date with me?"


  Yu Qingliu was startled, and really wanted to reply,"no!" We're not dating!


  However, did Sheng nanxuan specifically say that because he had something to tell him? Then let's go on a date!


  "About! I'm a man, what's there to be afraid of?"


  Thus, the two of them agreed to have dinner at six O 'clock.


  After putting down his phone, Sheng nanxuan said to Gong mo, "  at five in the afternoon, let's go to the hospital to visit Gambino. We'll also call Yu Qingliu along the way. 


  "You can still call him by his name now, but after dinner, you'll have to call him 'little uncle'," Gong mo replied.


   tsk.  Sheng nanxuan's face was full of disdain.


I have to call him "little uncle" now