Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

Pushan temple was located in the suburbs, in the same direction as Happy Garden. Gong mo and the others arrived there in half an hour.


  Due to the temple's age, the earthquake last night had damaged it greatly, and it was now closed for sightseeing.


  Gong mo and the others walked in and saw that all the monks were sitting in the open air.


  The young monk who came to pick them up said, " the abbot is afraid that something will happen when the aftershock comes. He is not allowed to enter the house now. Benefactors, please forgive him. 


  Gong mo hurriedly put his hands together to show his understanding.


  There was an incense table in front of them, on which there were oil lamps and candles. In the middle were several things wrapped in yellow cloth, all of which were left here by the visitors.


  The biggest, squarish one was Gong hang's ashes.


  Gong mo hurriedly walked over. Under the guidance of the monk, he carried the ashes and followed the monk to the side.


Peed on grandpa's hand