Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Gong mo looked at them in shock. He suddenly recalled Wu Qianqian's strange expression and couldn't help but look over.


  Wu Qianqian happened to be looking over here, and she looked at Wu Di with shame and anger.   what nonsense are you spouting?! 


  Wu Di was dumbfounded,"I didn't say you're Yingluo"


  "Hmph!" Wu honggong turned her head away and lowered her head to eat.


  Wu Di hurriedly slapped his mouth and said to Gong mo, " "Look at my broken mouth! Cousin-in-law, please don't take it to heart!"


  Sheng nanxuan rubbed his forehead and pushed him away.  "Go to the side."


  Sheng nanxuan moved his stool closer to Gong mo and whispered, " "I've always been thinking about you and I've been very honest. That's because other people like me. I've never done anything rash."


  "Are you saying that you're too charming?" Gong mo asked with a faint smile.


Kicked an iron plate