Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Hu Zi was carried away by Yu Zhengming to play, and the three of them went to look for him.


  Wu surong explained why she was there, and Yu Zhengming said, "  it's good for Hu to wear it. Let him raise it since he was young and give it to his wife in the future! 


  Sheng nanxuan smiled.  Grandpa, you're thinking of Hu's wife now? "  


  "Isn't that so? I'm looking forward to it." Yu Zhengming happily patted Hu Zi's head.


  Wu surong put the pendant on Hu Zi's neck. Hu Zi looked down curiously.


  Wu surong picked up the pendant and stuffed it into his hand.


  At that moment, Min Ling came over to look for them for dinner. When she saw the two elders giving them something, she smiled and said, "  people like beeswax these days. I happen to have two bracelets at my place. I can give nanxuan and Gong mo one each. Just treat it as a Couple Bracelet. 


You won't give up on us, right?