Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

Gong mo handed Hu Zi over to him. Hu Zi had just been injected and was now in a bad mood.


  "What a good man!" Ding dang said from behind.


  Yu Qingliu thought to herself, I'll be a good man too!


  Ding dang looked at his foot, which was swollen like a steamed bun, and jumped forward with a thump. Then he said to him, " "Let's go like this!"


  Yu Qingliu speechlessly took a deep breath, stretched out her hand, and turned her head to the side.  "Alright, I'll help you!"


  Ding dang happily hugged his hand tightly, feeling extremely happy.


  Yu Qingliu turned her head,"can you not be so infatuated?" How are we supposed to go like this?"


  Hearing this, ding dang let go of him, feeling wronged. She only supported him a little and then slowly walked forward.


  After taking a few steps, he saw that her head was drooped and she looked very hurt. He couldn't help but reflect on himself. Were my words too harsh just now?


I will teach him