Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

"I went to the police station earlier." While eating, ding dang said, " someone broke the glass of the ice cream shop. I thought it was a simple civil dispute, but it turned out to be like a fantasy film! 


  "Fantasy?" Gong mo looked at her in confusion.


  She said,"it could also be a science fiction or horror film, it's too unscientific!" That pretty sister was the only injured person at the scene. I wanted to take her to the hospital, but she ran away! I haven't even figured out the case yet, so of course I'm going to pursue it! But she was so fast! I was also a sprinter in the police station, but I was like a turtle compared to her! In the blink of an eye, she was already on the other side of the road!"


  Everyone nodded and listened to her seriously.


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