Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

Hu Zi was lying on the bed, hugging his little feet as he looked at Gong mo.


  Wearing his pajamas, Gong mo covered his face with his hands and played hide-and-seek with him.


  Sheng nanxuan came out of the shower and asked gloomily, " "Aren't you going to send him back to his room?"


  "What should we do if he cries again?" Gong mo looked at him pitifully.


  After sleeping together every day in Nanjiang, Hu Zi had become addicted to it. When he returned, he clung onto Gong mo and wouldn't let go. He would cry if anyone dared to separate him and his mother!


  Hence, they had compromised yesterday!


  "You can't always sleep with us, right? He'll get used to it after two more days."


  Gong mo pouted and said reluctantly, " "He's still so young, so he should be sleeping with us."


  "We didn't even sleep together when he was younger, so don't spoil him now!" Sheng nanxuan reached out and picked up Hu Zi.


I want to sleep with mommy!