Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

Yu Qingliu laughed,"I was wondering why you suddenly became so irascible. It turns out that you miss them." You miss Hu, right?"


  "Can I not miss you?" Wu surong said unhappily, " Hu's birthday is coming soon. He's one year old! He actually didn't come back! What do you think we should do? I still want to celebrate my great-grandson's birthday!"


  "Is that a good idea?" Wu surong asked awkwardly.


  "What's wrong with that? You're too embarrassed to ask? Then I'll help you ask!"


  "Then hurry up!" Wu surong glared at him.


  "Then, about me finding a wife, Yingluo."


  "Oh, Yingluo, can't you give me a few more days?"


  "Can't I give you a grace period until New Year's Eve?"


  "Didn't Qianqian say that she would do it within this year?"


  "I was talking about the solar calendar!"


  Yu Qingliu,"I haven't finished my meal yet, Yingluo."


She just won't call me daddy