Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

Tang Xinxin ignored him and continued to drink.


  Wu Di sat opposite him, drinking in silence.


  They drank for a long time. Tang Xinxin's upper body rolled around on the table from time to time, looking very uncomfortable.


  Tang Xinxin shook her head and suddenly burst into tears.  "Everyone I like doesn't like me!"


  Wu Di: He had guessed it right, it was heartbreak!


  "Me too," He said, feeling that they were in the same boat.


  Tang Xinxin looked at him, and he found that her eyes were bloodshot and she seemed to be drunk.


  "Do you believe it? I'm still a Virgin!" She said.


   uh, Yingluo.  he glanced at her.  I can tell. 


  "How can you tell?" Tang Xinxin was surprised.


  "Any experienced man can tell," he said after a moment of hesitation.


  "You guys are cowardly beasts!" Tang Xinxin scolded.


  Tang Xinxin suddenly stood up and lifted him up by his collar.


Fainted