Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

"Uncle, I love you the most!" Ding dang shouted into the phone, " I want to buy you a gift! 


  After she hung up, she said to everyone,"GO!" GO! GO! I'm going to pick a belt for Qingliu to tie him up!"


  "Why didn't you buy a tie?" Tang Xinxin asked.


  Tang Xinxin ,'don 't stop me! I want to die!


  Yu Qingliu was the first to arrive, and ding dang happily followed him. She felt that Yu Qingliu came first, which meant that she was the happiest ~


  Tang Xinxin was hurt by the lovey-dovey dog, so she took a taxi home alone.


  Gong Bai and Sheng nanxuan arrived almost at the same time.


  "Why don't we have dinner together?" Sheng nanxuan asked.


  Gong mo looked at Yu Xinran and Yu Xinran nodded. "Alright," Gong Bai said to Sheng nanxuan.


  When they got into the car, Sheng nanxuan saw the bags that Gong mo was carrying and said, " "This is the first time I've seen you buy so much."


Gong ye is coming to the capital