Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

 pfft-"Wu surong laughed and waved her hand.  go!  Have fun with Momo."


  Sheng nanxuan touched Hu Zi's head and turned to leave.


   daddy! Daddy!  Hu Zi looked at him in a daze.


  Sheng nanxuan turned around, waved, and sent him a flying kiss.


  Hu Zi also immediately replied. Seeing that he had left, he wanted to follow him. He held onto the coffee table and took a step forward. He was afraid of falling, so he turned to look at Wu surong and Yu Zhengming.


  Wu surong picked him up and walked to the door. She smiled and said,"Daddy will be here soon ~"


  Yu Zhengming chuckled and shook his head,"these youngsters ah, ran ran."


  Wu surong rolled her eyes at him,"you've never been young?"


  Yu Zhengming's face turned red. If they weren't young, how did they get their three children?


  The two of them played with Hu Zi for a while. Hu Zi was tired of it and sat on the ground, not wanting to move.


Hu's Valentine's Day