Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

 Hey, hey, hey ...  ding dang shouted excitedly, " I'm back, I'm back, Yingluo! 


  Yu Qingliu saw that Yu Zhengming's car had returned.


  Ding dang ran over excitedly. After the car stopped, the two elders carried the crying Hu Zi out.


  "What's wrong?" Ding dang hugged him, her heart aching.  my little cutie, why are you crying? "


  When Hu Zi saw Yu Qingliu, he sobbed a few times and stopped crying.


  "Looks like you guys will have to take care of him for a while, or he'll look for his parents," Wu surong said.


  Yu Qingliu walked over, and Hu Zi carefully approached him.


  "Then bring it to us! We'll definitely take care of it well!" Ding dang said.


  "Then I'll leave it to you guys for now." Wu surong called for someone to take Hu Zi's pram down. She picked up the things inside and said, " this is a diaper, and this is Yingluo. 


  "Alright, alright, I understand." Yu Qingliu said, " I'm a doctor. Don't worry. If it doesn't work, I'll call Nan Xuan. 


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