Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

A group of children of different skin colors ran over and surrounded the car, hitting it while shouting in awkward Chinese, " "Guest, please enjoy a cup of tea!"


  There were two men in the car. The young driver lit a cigarette and asked the bearded man in the front passenger seat, " "There are so many people, who should we capture?"


  "A child and a woman, I guess." The bearded man said, " a man with great strength might not necessarily succeed. 


  The children outside quickly ran away when they saw that they weren't giving any benefits. A young woman appeared in their line of sight.


  Her hair was tied into two braids, and she wore a flaxen headscarf on her head. She was wearing a loose t-shirt with long and wide sleeves that covered her entire arm. However, the sleeves were very short, exposing her waist. Her small and exquisite belly button was round and beautiful. She was wearing a knee-length skirt, and the style of the skirt was somewhat exotic.


The girl Cindy