Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

"Choose,"  it's a matching couple's outfit,"Gong Bai said.


  "Alright, I'll listen to you." Yu Xinran smiled.


  "I suddenly remembered that I haven't given you any clothes yet," he said after the shop assistant left.


   then you'll be paying today ~"Yu Xinran smiled.


  In fact, she rarely wore this brand because it wasn't at the top of the International fashion world. She didn't even wear top-notch brands, and most of them were custom-made, let alone small brands like this.


  However, the price of this brand was already the limit of Gong Bai's spending.


  Yu Xinran calculated in her heart and said to Gong Bai, " "Since you're sending me, I'll send you back. You buy mine, and I'll buy yours."


  Gong Bai looked at her helplessly and was very grateful for her consideration.  "Maybe next time. There will be plenty of opportunities."


  Yu Xinran heaved a sigh of relief and nodded.


I Want Your Love