Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

"How did you know it was me?!" Yu Xinran shouted.


   you have perfume on you ~"Yu Zhengming didn't even turn his head.


  "Grandpa, your nose is so sharp!" Yu Xinran said,"you don't look like you're in your 70s at all! 


  "Don't be noisy!" Yu Zhengming said, " the fish have all run away. 


  Yu Xinran paused for a moment, glanced at Gong mo, and walked back and forth behind Yu Zhengming.


   if you're fine, then sit down properly. Don't sway around behind me!  Yu Zhengming said impatiently.


   Aiyo, Aiyo.  Yu Xinran sighed.  Grandpa, why didn't you smell that there was another person? "


  Yu Zhengming was stunned. He turned around and cried out in surprise,"Momo!"


   Grandpa ~"Gong mo said with a smile.


  "Aiya, why is it you!" Yu Zhengming stood up.  you didn't even say anything when you came! 


  "Don't you know how to smell?" Yu Xinran asked.


  "Momo isn't like you, spraying it like a flower!" Yu Zhengming's face was fierce.


The jealous old man