Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

Gong mo sat quietly beside Yu Zhengming, fishing seriously.


  After Yu Xinran greeted old man Zhang, she wanted to come back, but old man Zhang insisted on chatting with her. She was too embarrassed to refuse, so she could only stay. The two of them were so happy that they looked like they were related by blood.


  Old man Zhang had a few grandsons, but no granddaughters. When Yu Xinran was born, he had been envious of her and said every day that he would take Yu Xinran to his house. In order to achieve this goal, he had been urging his grandson to play with Yu Xinran for more than 20 years, hoping to make Yu Xinran his granddaughter-in-law.


I won't argue with him