Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

Yu Qingliu scowled and lectured, "it's fine if you're just bickering. How dare you hit me?!  Don't you know how old you are? Who's going to be responsible if it gets twisted?"


  The two of them were stunned by the scolding.


  Ever since they had gotten older, Yu Qingliu had been controlling them. They knew that Yu Qingliu was doing this for their own good, but old people were stubborn and unwilling to accept their old age. There were many things that they were unwilling to listen to. In front of Yu Qingliu, everyone had to be obedient so that he wouldn't nag and turn around to be disobedient!


  They had run into each other today, and both of them felt guilty.


  Old man Zhang said to the bodyguard,"hurry up and pack up. We're leaving." This Yu family brat is so long-winded that I'm getting calluses in my ears from listening to him!"


  "If you don't want to hear me out, then you'd better be good!" Yu Qingliu roared.


  "What are you shouting for?" Yu Zhengming was displeased.


Saving a life in the water