Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

Wu surong sighed and said to Gong Mohe and Yu Xinran, " "Look at how they've been fighting for decades, and they're still fighting! Sometimes, even I can't get in. It's as if they're a pair and I'm an extra!"


  Gong mo and Yu Xinran couldn't help but laugh. Could it be that the old lady was a fujoshi? It was a little scary.


  Yu Zhengming was also shocked. He turned around and called out,"Nonsense! What couple? Even if you're jealous, you should find the right person. He's a man!"


  Old man Zhang quickly said,"who said it's impossible between two men?" Don't you know that men can get married to each other now?"


  "Get lost, get lost, get lost!" Yu Zhengming shouted, " what are you doing here? Give Hu Zi back to me!"


  Wu surong looked at old man Zhang meaningfully,"So you're saying that you've been secretly in love with my old Yu?"


  "No wonder you've been at odds with him for decades!" Wu surong snorted.


Let them duel here!