Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

Gong mo brought Hu Zi to play in the park near their home.


  Hu Zi's steps were already very stable. Gong mo placed him on the ground and he pulled her along as they walked around. They would go wherever there was a commotion. His small body couldn't stop for a moment!


  Gong mo had bought him some toys. Seeing the older children playing with bubbles, he hurriedly pulled Gong mo, " "There! There!" I want that!


  "Alright, we'll take our time." Gong mo held his hand and walked forward.


  He had been walking for half a day and was tired. He frowned and raised his hands. Hug!


  Gong mo couldn't help but laugh. He carried him up and went to buy a bottle of water. Then, he put him on the ground and squatted down in front of him to teach him.


  The moment he took out the bubble stick, Hu Zi thought it was a lollipop and opened his mouth to bite it.


  Gong mo jumped in fright and dodged hurriedly,""What are you doing? This can't be eaten!"


   pfft!  a chuckle came from the front.


Can I treat you to a cup of coffee?