Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

  Hu Zi climbed down from the sofa and ran to Gong Bai. He shouted pitifully, " "Uncle Zhenzhen"


  "What's the matter?" Gong Bai was puzzled.


  Hu Zi reached out and hugged him, then climbed onto his lap and sat firmly in his arms.


  "You want uncle to carry you?" Gong Bai said with a smile.


  Hu Zi picked up one of his toys and gave it to him as a bribe, in case he disliked him too.


  How could Gong Bai guess what he was thinking? Neither Gong mo nor Sheng nanxuan could guess what he was thinking. However, Gong Bai had always liked him, so he started playing with him.


  He was overjoyed, thinking that his method had worked!


  He still liked his father more. Seeing that this method worked, he got down from Gong Bai's body, snatched the toy back, and ran to Sheng nanxuan.


  "Daddy!" He stuffed the toy into Sheng nanxuan's hands and looked at him with eager eyes.


I'm so smart