Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

"I don't need to run, I can get out." Yu qinghuan said.


  "Then can you take me with you?" the little girl asked.


  Yu qinghuan furrowed her brows and continued walking with the Tiger in her hand. She said,"How troublesome!"


  When the little girl heard her say that, she took it as a "yes" and followed her happily.


  When she saw Yu qinghuan carrying the Tiger's corpse, she said in admiration, " "Sister, you're so strong!"


  "The way you slapped the Tiger just now was also very cool! Can you teach me?"


   phew ...  the little girl heaved-sigh of relief. She didn't know if it was because she had answered her or because she wasn't-killer.


  After walking for a long time, the two of them arrived at a river bank, surrounded by a large open space.


  Yu qinghuan stopped and threw the Tiger on the ground.


  "This is still the Shadow's territory!" The little girl said nervously. This land is all theirs!"


Didn't they say that killers had no feelings?