Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

"What?" Wu Di raised his head and met her bright eyes. He was stunned and felt like he could not breathe.


  "You really like me?" Tang Xinxin asked.


  Wu Di's hands trembled as she slowly put down the teapot.


  It wasn't like he had never mentioned it before, but she had rejected him every time.


  Tang Xinxin was a little disappointed that he did not answer her, but she was also relieved.  "It's good that you don't like it, Yingluo."


  "I like it!" Wu Di shouted anxiously.


  He took a deep breath and looked at her nervously. A moment later, he suddenly thought of something.  ran ran, you just said that many women don't like CEng Shuai? Uh, Yingluo, I used to have a lot of women."


  Tang Xinxin rolled her eyes. He still had the nerve to say that?


I've promised you