Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

On the last day of the college entrance examination, Gong mo counted that he had finished the last subject and immediately called Tian Cheng.  "You're free, right?"


  "Oh, I still have to meet up with my classmates. Maybe in two or three days."


   then I'll get Fang Yang to pick you up. You've seen him before, right? "


  "No need!" Tian Cheng didn't want to trouble anyone.  I'll just go to the airport. 


  "What's there to be afraid of?" Tian Cheng smiled and said, " I'll call a taxi and go through the procedures after I enter the airport. If you don't understand, just ask.  After I get off the plane, my cousin will come and pick me up, and everything will be settled."


   alright, I'll book a plane ticket for you. You can take your ID card and go through the check-in procedures. 


  "Cousin, do you have any specialty products you want?"  I'll bring it over for you, "Tian Cheng said.


After all, he's not young anymore