Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

 my grandfather is scolding someone, " Wu Yiyun said hurriedly.  it seems that someone has knocked over his flowers. 


  "Your grandfather is in good health," Fang Yang smiled.


  "You asked about Madam's birthday party? You just finished your exams, do you want to go and play?" Fang Yang asked.


  Wu Yunyun was stunned. How did he know that she was taking an exam?


  Uh, of course he knew. She had mentioned it before when they met. But now that she didn't mention it, it was strange that he could remember it. He should be quite busy, right? How could she remember such a small thing?


  "Then can Yingluo invite a few more people?" Wu Yunyun smiled and asked, " my family's Yingluo. There are a few people who want to go too. 


   this, " Fang Yang said awkwardly, " the invitation list was personally decided by BOSS and Madam. I don't dare to change it. 


What the hell do you know!